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On Tuesday, windy with rain, heavy at times. High 85. Winds north-northeast at 70 to 90 miles per hour. Winds could occasionally gust over 100 miles per hour.

On Wednesday, with temperatures in the low 90s, windy with morning showers.

Look for a chance of rain on Thursday and Friday.

From The Weather Channel's local forecast for New Orleans. What happened to "Look for a chance of total devastation and massive flooding on Thursday, Friday, and every other day for the next several months?"